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10 Things You Learn When Dating a Cedar Point Fan

<p><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;10-Things-You-Learn-When-Dating-a-Cedar-Point-Fan&period;jpg"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;10-Things-You-Learn-When-Dating-a-Cedar-Point-Fan-1024x678&period;jpg" alt&equals;"10 Things You Learn When Dating a Cedar Point Fan" width&equals;"625" height&equals;"414" class&equals;"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3794" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><P><P>We have all been through the ups and downs of the dating scene&period; However&comma; when one of those partners is a Cedar Point fan&comma; the ride just got a whole lot wilder&period; Here are a few things that you might learn when dating a Cedar Point fan&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>1&rpar; A Trip to a Cedar Point is Serious Business<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Strap in tight&comma; because when we visit Cedar Point&comma; EVERYTHING is fun and games&comma; and we have a schedule to make&period; We start with early entry with our season pass and head straight to Millennium Force&comma; then dart over to Maverick&comma; and before the gates even open to the public are in line for Steel Vengeance&period; You better keep up because that is only hour one&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>2&rpar; We Are Knowledgeable on the Facts<&sol;strong> <&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Not only will you be serenaded by your Cedar Point fan reciting the ride operator protocols&comma; you will be inundated with strange facts&comma; like when the ride opened&comma; the cost of construction&comma; and where the trim brakes are located&comma; but do not push the brakes on this relationship just yet&comma; because it is all in the name of love&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>3&rpar; Halloweekends is NOT up for Debate<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;140912-Cedar-Point-Halloweekends-Hexed&period;jpg"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;140912-Cedar-Point-Halloweekends-Hexed-1024x681&period;jpg" alt&equals;"140912 Cedar Point Halloweekends Hexed" width&equals;"625" height&equals;"416" class&equals;"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3758" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>You might be scared to go to sleep without your nightlight on&comma; but there is one thing for certain&period; We are going to Halloweekends&comma; and this is an unspoken rule for the rest of your natural life&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>4&rpar; We Speak in Coaster Lingo<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>You are not feeling well today&quest; Well that one time&&num;8230&semi;on the Raptor&&num;8230&semi;I had just gotten done eating at Midway Market and took one too many trips to the pizza buffet&period; Those inversions were rough&comma; but I made it through OK for a great ride photo&period; Now suck it up&period; It is time for a ride on the Corkscrew&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>5&rpar; All Food Will be Themed After a Roller Coaster<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;3759" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-3759" style&equals;"width&colon; 625px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;roller&lowbar;coaster&lowbar;pancake&period;jpg"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;roller&lowbar;coaster&lowbar;pancake-1024x1024&period;jpg" alt&equals;"roller&lowbar;coaster&lowbar;pancake" width&equals;"625" height&equals;"625" class&equals;"size-large wp-image-3759" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-3759" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Used with permission from ©<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;pancakeoftheweek&period;com&sol;amusement-park&sol;">PancakeoftheWeek&period;com<&sol;a><&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>We hope you like roller coasters&comma; because everything from pasta to pancakes will be made in their likeness&period; You also better like Snoopy&comma; because your holiday chocolates will all be given in his likeness&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>6&rpar; There is Only One Option for Holiday Gifts<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Pajamas&quest; Not unless they have Charlie Brown on them&period; Do not even think about getting a Cedar Point fan anything other than amusement park gear&period; We do not even care what holiday it is&period; Arbor Day&quest; We want a Cedar Point gift&period; National Funnel Cake Day&quest; You better be taking me to Cedar Point for a funnel cake topped with soft serve and strawberries&period; You get the drift&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>7&rpar; Be Prepared to Get Inked<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;Cedar-Point-Tattoos&period;jpg"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;Cedar-Point-Tattoos-1024x684&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Cedar Point Tattoos" width&equals;"625" height&equals;"417" class&equals;"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3756" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The ultimate sign of a Cedar Point fans dedication is when they take the step to get permanently tattooed with their favorite ride&period; So are you up for it&quest; It only stings for a couple minutes and will be the true sign of Cedar Point love&period; Plus&comma; I need your help to figure out how to turn this Mantis into a Rougarou&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;Cedar-Point-Millennium-Force-Tattoo-©Ryan-Carpenter&period;jpg"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;Cedar-Point-Millennium-Force-Tattoo-©Ryan-Carpenter&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Cedar Point Millennium Force Tattoo ©Ryan Carpenter" width&equals;"528" height&equals;"566" class&equals;"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10121" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;Cedar-Point-GateKeeper-Tattoo-©Ryan-Carpenter&period;jpg"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;Cedar-Point-GateKeeper-Tattoo-©Ryan-Carpenter&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Cedar Point GateKeeper Tattoo ©Ryan Carpenter" width&equals;"960" height&equals;"960" class&equals;"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10648" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;190817-Cedar-Point-Tattoo-©SVA&period;jpg"><img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;02&sol;190817-Cedar-Point-Tattoo-©SVA&period;jpg" alt&equals;"190817 Cedar Point Tattoo ©SVA" width&equals;"960" height&equals;"930" class&equals;"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20511" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>8&rpar; We Will Inevitably Be Dating You Because You Remind us of a Best Summer Ever<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>That one summer I worked at Cedar Point was a magical experience&period; Yes I worked long&comma; hard hours&comma; but being able to let riders leave from the station on board the Magnum train was a grand experience&period; Plus I met the cutest boy who worked at Hotel Breakers&period; We made great memories that summer&comma; and you remind me of him &lpar;just without the facial hair&&num;8230&semi;or the tattoo&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>We might not admit this to you&comma; but we will probably drop subtle hints like&comma; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;lets go walk on the Cedar Point beach under the stars&excl;” Just go with it&period; It is a compliment&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>9&rpar; Is There Anywhere Else to Tie the Knot&quest;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>You might think we want a traditional wedding in my parents back yard&comma; but lets be honest&period; Set the reception under the glow of the Gemini Midway&comma; and we are on the way as one happily married couple&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>10&rpar; Baby Nicknames We Can Live With<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Our love has moved on from dating&comma; and soon we will expect our own little bundle of Cedar Point joy&period; We will take him on the Lake Erie &&num;038&semi; Cedar Point Railroad before he can crawl&comma; and shortly after those first steps&comma; he will be frolicking through Camp Snoopy&period; However&comma; do not be alarmed when you hear me yelling out his nickname at Cedar Point&comma; it is all part of my responsible parenting manual&period; &&num;8220&semi;Maverick&comma; get back over here&excl;&&num;8221&semi; <&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So if you are lucky enough to be dating a Cedar Point fan&comma; keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times and enjoy the ride&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>&ast; If you liked this post&comma; join other readers who have signed up to for our <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;cpfoodblog&period;com&sol;newsletter&sol;">free Newsletter<&sol;a>&&num;8230&semi;because then you will never miss another update&excl;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><&excl;-- --><&sol;p>&NewLine;

Justin

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